What sparklysquirrel has done in 2008

Recent stories by and about sparklysquirrel

A story about DJ Douggpound

He let me pet his chihuahua, Bug!

The last time I saw Tim & Eric

I saw them at AWESOMECON 08! I got banged up during Tug-o-war and got hugs from both of them.
They’re awesome guys!

My favorite memory of Matt Costa

I told him his girlfriend was probably going to need a wheelchair to get home. And he laughed, a lot.

Why things are awkward between me and Eric Wareheim

I totally took advantage of him and his wonderful hugs, but man was it worth it!

One thing you probably didn't know about Tim Heidecker

He always gets his t-shirts dirty, no matter what.

Why I want to meet Crissy Cain

‘Cause I have to. I just gotta… before I die and such.

Why things are awkward between me and Katie Holmes

‘Cause she sucks.

The last time I saw Dane Cook

I completely embarassed myself by losing track of my brain and spouting ramble after ramble, but he still liked me better than the others. One day, Dane… one day, we shall meet again.
I told him I peed alot when around him and he said “Oh, so you’re a squirter?” then winked ;) I pretty much gizzed.

I’m officially in amor.

Why I admire Knit Geek

He’s a guy who knits and ENJOYS it, that there is just flippin’ awesome to me. You rock and too bad I moved away from Washington, we could have knit a beautiful monkey chair :(


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